Medical Emergency

Jesup band teacher Kraig Emick sends out what he calls his groaners by email. Often he has one that I laugh out loud at. Today’s groaner may have been his award winner. I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

“Should a Child Witness Childbirth? (Here's your answer.)

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and patted him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year-old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place........spank him again!'”